Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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