Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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