i would punch a child for taco bell
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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