lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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