I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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