Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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