.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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