It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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