what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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