Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Pants are for mortals
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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