Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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