Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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