I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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