I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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