Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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