we have officially lost it.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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