like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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