The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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