But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
