found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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