my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I don't think brook has ever known best
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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