I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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