it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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