My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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