So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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