Old men and throwing up are my life now.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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