He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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