Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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