the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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