My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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