Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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