did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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