everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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