Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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