Your tits are I can't wait for
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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