i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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