ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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