but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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