i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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