do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
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I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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