now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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