I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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