Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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