He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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