Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.