ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend