just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.