talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.