This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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