But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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