Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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