Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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