Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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