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  WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.

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• (310): View more from California

  He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.

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• (661): View more from California

  Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room

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• (914): View more from New York

  he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  It just smells like spaghetti and despair.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in

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