How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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