i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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