the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
FUCK WHALES
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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