I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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