So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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